It's not me that's wicked, it's my brain.

I'm just as much a victim as you guys.

Reading John Smeaton's thing on Metropolitan Kirill of Smolensk and Kaliningrad who has been saying some very stern and sensible things about human rights law and the UN.

But my Evil Brain, when I read it whispered, "Metropolitan Krill eh? Man, these foreigners have funny names" and then it burst out laughing.

And you wonder why I live alone in a remote English village.