Steyn Funny

I mean, Canada surely doesn’t need one more delicate flower shrieking “Racism!” at every affront to the multiculti pieties. That hypersensitivity is what’s helped deliver more and more of the European vote to “fringe” parties. You want to talk about immigration? Whoa, racist! Crime? Racist! Welfare? Racist! Islam? Racistracistdoubleracist!!! Nya-nya, can’t hear you with my two anti-racist thumbs in my ears!

Lies. All lies!

Except for the part about all Canadians being totally gay.

That's true.

Beautiful Plumage

Because GC didn't get the joke.

(Imagine! He said he'd never heard of it... Well...I...I just didn't know what to say.)

And now, for something completely different...

the Anglican version.

A congregant enters Canterbury.
Congregant: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The primate does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?

Primate: What do you mean "miss"?

C: I'm sorry, It must have been the purple robes. I wish to make a complaint!

P: We're closin' for a peace march.

C: Never mind that, your grace. I wish to complain about this church what I joined not half a century ago at this very parish.

P: Oh yes, the, uh, the Anglican Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, your grace. 'It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

O: No, no, she's uh,...she's evolving.

C: Look, your grace, I know a dead church when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

O: No no she's not dead, she's, she's resting from explaining, from within the sources of authority that we as Anglicans have received in scripture, the apostolic tradition and reasoned reflection, how a person living in a same gender union may be considered eligible to lead the fl ock of Christ! Remarkable church, the Anglican Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful singing!

C: The singing don't enter into it. It's stone dead...

O: Nononono, no, no! 'She's resting!

C: All right then, if she's restin', I'll wake her up!
(shouting at the cage)
'Ello, Mother Church! I've got a lovely sherry for you if you show...(Primate flings open the doors of the cathedral)

P: There, the church is full of life!

C: No, it isn't. That was just the weekly meeting of the Committee for Inclusive Investing and Ethical Condemnation of the Zionist Running Dog Presence in Palestine.

C: (yelling repeatedly) 'ELLO CHURCH!!!!!

C: Now that's what I call a dead church.

P: No, no.....No, 'she's stunned!

C: STUNNED?!?

P: Yeah! You stunned her, just as she was wakin' up! Anglican Blues stun easily,
major.

Why settle for the lesser evil?

Looks like the old boy is having trouble adjusting to his electoral loss to the New Hope.



More Hello-Cthulhu

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H/T to Dale.

How to tell if you're Rightwing

you think this is funny:

"Imagine the deadliest dinner party north London has to offer - Polly Toynbee, AC Grayling, Bernard Crick, Fiona Millar - all showing off like crazy as they attempt to outdo each other in moral righteousness over an organic aubergine souffle served by an underpaid Polish nanny."

Well, it made me laugh

Now, I know we don't hear much in this space about the US presidential thing (ssssnoooooooze),

but this,




Made me laugh.




(I guess you had to have lived a rather odd life to get it.)

ooo! shiny!

Zach from Steve's commbox on his original post on the Net-Brain phenom:

I don’t know what you all are talking about. Steve, I’ve been on the internet a decade longer than you, and I haven’t noticed any …

OOH, SHINY!

Oh, look, a Friend update on Facebook …

Hey, I wonder how bad the stock market is today?

What were we talking about again?