Monday, July 28, 2008

Gah!

318?!

What are all you people doing here?!

The site stats were supposed to go back down to normal after Binky stopped linking to me.

Aren't there any good bloggers out there to read? What? is everybody else on vacation or something? Look, go away. For your own good. Everyone knows I'm dreadful and wicked and nasty. I'm addicted to blasphemous rock n' roll and punk rock music. I have undesirable political views. I laugh at the jokes on Boston Legal without the slightest moral qualms.

I smoke cigarettes for Pete sake!

You guys are creeping me out. Stop looking at me.

Don't make me stage my own death!