Friday, May 01, 2009

And I'm really Polly Toynbee

Oh! how come no one ever calls me an undercover Marxist lesbian?

Nobody loves me.


Zach said...

If you like, I could try to start that rumor...

We could always go with the reliable "she's just that way because she's repressed! She's just in denial, you wait and we'll see her out of the closet yet!!" approach.

Besides, has anyone ever seen you and Polly Toynbee in the same room at the same time? Huh? Huh?! I think not!!

BillyHW said...

Nobody loves me.Oh Hilary, you had me at puppy-kicking.