I wish I were Homer Simpson

I wrote a bunch of (OK, two) reviews of that Superman movie last year where I blithered a lot about how it was all just a cheap secularist/materialist/Neitzchean knock-off of the Gospel of John. And I took about 1200 words to do it.

But, as usual, Homer manages to do it in a single sentence made up mostly of monosyllables:

“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”