The road to gay "marriage"

Like the ancient babbling oracles, the hybrids on BSG and all the soothsayers in all the Greek tragedies, the Pythons spoke truer than they ever knew:

That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. . . . I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, "Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant."

Mr. Blackitt in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life