Wednesday, May 05, 2010

I wish I could be a redneck

But I couldn't do justice to the accent

and I'd spend too much of my time correcting grammar.


hyoomik said...

The man from Harvard told the Texas rancher about the global-warming effects of bovine flatulation. The ranker replied:
"You don't know what you're talking about!"
The man from Harvard said, "It is incorrect to end a sentence in a proposition"
The rancher said, "I stand corrected. You don't know what you're talking about a--hole"

Hilary Jane Margaret White said...


I laff.