Wednesday, January 27, 2010
"Open the pod bay doors, please Hal..."
"I'm sorry Hilary, I can't do that...Maybe you would like to play a game of chess? I play very well."
Yep, still having fun with the new hardware.
Still exhausted from the WORST TRAVEL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
Broke my glasses and almost lost the new computer after I was re-routed through North Carolina and London, adding an extra seven glorious hours of travel time.
Why? Was it another EIGHT HOUR security lockdown at JFK? Did some six-year-old wander through the wrong door again?
No no silly, that was Saturday. On Sunday it was just snow.
Got home at nine pm Rome time Monday, after starting out at 2:30 pm Sunday, Washington time. Spent a lot of time on the trans-Atlantic flight trying to work out
a) what day it was
b) whether I was going to have been awake for more than 24 hours by the time I got to Heathrow
c) whether I ought to just give up in London, take a taxi to Euston station and get the train going as far north into the wilds of Scotland as the line would take me and then find a cave or a stone hut in which to live out the rest of my natural life doing penance for my sins.
Did I mention I broke my glasses?
Perhaps you're not paying attention.
I said, I broke MY GLASSES.
I hate the world and hope it dies soon and horribly.