Thursday, September 12, 2013

New pope an atheist: says gay marriage will solve the Middle East crisis and global warming!

Ah, Mainstreamia!

I was a little worried about that letter. So much so that I decided not to look too closely to spare myself the pain.

Because I knew, for sure, that really no matter what it said, the Mainstreamians were going to hook onto something and say, "LOOK! LOOKLOOKLOOK! the new pope is an atheist and says gay marriage is going to solve the Middle East crisis and global warming!

"WE WIN! stupid Christians!"

And of course, no bit of Mainstreamian obfuscation would be complete without the obligatory quote from Vidkun Quisling Bobby Mickens from the Tablet, assuring us that the new pope is soooo much better that that other guy.



Felix said...

Of course, the Mainstreams say such things. But, being a modern Jesuit, even if conservative, Jesuit, Bishop ("Don't call me Pope") Frank makes a speciality of saying things that can be misinterpreted.

It's as though he's there to be loved, not to teach.

BillyHW said...

He's a fine pope, for stupid people.