Showing posts with label Tories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tories. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Take me to your lizard...

Ford and Arthur discuss politics when a robot steps out of a spaceship and asks to be taken to their Lizard.

The robot, said Ford,
"comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."

"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"

"No," said Ford, ... "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like to straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."

"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."

"I did," said Ford. "It is."

"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"

"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."

"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"

"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."

"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"

"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"

"What?"

"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"


I'm told this is making the bloggie rounds.

I also understand that there is an election expected soon in Yookay. It is, I am also informed, going to be a doddle for Ther Cameron.

Ther Cameron seems to want us to believe that when he takes over from Ther Broon, it will be because we picked him and like him best. He has promised that things will be Different under his thumb than it was under the thumb of Ther Broon. But this promise seems to have nothing to do with Ther Cameron's actual policies which he is also promising will be exactly the same. Because in the land of the Lizards, The Same is the same as Different, which is different from The Same.

I have only one thing to say...

got any gin?

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The last Tory


Daniel Hannan is one of those people with whom it would clearly be fun to disagree. I disagree with him on loads of things, but the thing that makes me like him is the complete absence of weaselness. You can't like a weasel, even one who agrees with you. But Hannan is someone you can disagree with over a pint, get into all kinds of fights with, and still like.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

More Hannan

here.

Hannan on the "far-left BNP"


The single reason for voting for them, is that when they hear the Margaret Hodges...and the Harriet Harmons...saying "oh, whever else you do, you mustn't mustn't vote for this party," there are some people who say to themselves, "Right, well if that's what you swine least want us to do, I'll bloody well go and do it".

Yep.

Friday, July 11, 2008

"Apparently real"

I'm still laughing...

Decades ago, he invented a pliable, media-friendly “moderate” Conservative of no fixed beliefs—Jeremy Cardhouse, leader of the Tories for Progress group—only to see him at the very end of his long life triumphantly anointed as head of the apparently real British Conservative Party under the name “David Cameron.”

Thursday, July 10, 2008

A Flickering Light

So, I hear David Cameron gave a speech in Glasgow on Monday.

Well well.

Is it possible?

Do we dare to hope?

Could it be that David Cameron knows, at least dimly, what is happening?

More of this is what will keep things together that look now as if they are falling apart. I think the major difference between Cameron and Brown is quite simple. Brown has become so immersed in the weird Twilight Zone netherworld of modern leftist social theory that he and his friends have actually lost the capacity to see reality. Cameron, whatever his limitations may be, actually seems to live in a world where one can not be both in the room and not in the room at the same time. He lives, in other words, in the bright sunlit lands of reality where both the logical principle of non-contradiction and human nature exist.

Cameron's speech at the party convention last year made me join the British Conservative party and more like this is what is going to keep me a Tory drum-banger. (Well, that and Boris, of course.)

As I just mentioned to someone else in an email, David Cameron seems to have about 25% of a clew. Now that sounds like a bad assessment, but only until you start looking at the numbers for nearly every other politician in Britain...or Europe. But it's when I apply my time honoured and well tested theory of Least Bad that Cameron really shines.

He talks about the epidemic of "wasted lives" since the institution of the welfare state. This is something I have seen for myself. So many of the people who I grew up around, even if they did not live on welfare themselves, had it in their heads as one of the founding axioms that the state owed them financial and social security. The government will fix everything, so we don't need to. The entitlement mentality is probably the most morally deadening effect of big government. I've seen it destroy lives. Lives of people I've been close to.

"...we need to end the idea that the state gives you money for nothing. If you can work, you must work. We will insist on it, and believe me, we will stick to our guns when the going gets tough.

"And when it comes to perhaps the most important area of all, families we will take action not just to support marriage and family stability, but on business too, to make Britain more family-friendly.


This isn't something that is negotiable. Without specifically these types of reforms, without, frankly, a return to previous moral thought and behavior patterns, British society is going to tear itself apart. We are seeing it now. It isn't a matter of choice now, but of survival.

"We as a society have been far too sensitive. In order to avoid injury to people's feelings, in order to avoid appearing judgemental, we have failed to say what needs to be said. We have seen a decades-long erosion of responsibility, of social virtue, of self-discipline, respect for others, deferring gratification instead of instant gratification.

"Instead we prefer moral neutrality, a refusal to make judgments about what is good and bad behaviour, right and wrong behaviour. Bad. Good. Right. Wrong. These are words that our political system and our public sector scarcely dare use any more.


"We talk about people being "at risk of obesity" instead of talking about people who eat too much and take too little exercise. We talk about people being at risk of poverty, or social exclusion: it's as if these things - obesity, alcohol abuse, drug addiction - are purely external events like a plague or bad weather.

"There is a danger of becoming quite literally a de-moralised society, where nobody will tell the truth anymore about what is good and bad, right and wrong. That is why children are growing up without boundaries, thinking they can do as they please, and why no adult will intervene to stop them - including, often, their parents. If we are going to get any where near solving some of these problems, that has to stop.


Is it possible that a Tory government would begin to apply the breaks, at least a bit, to the rocket-powered bobsled currently screaming down the Hill 'o Disaster that we've been on since 1997? I don't know. And I'm not sure what to do about that dim little flicker of the light of hope that seems to be enkindling itself in my soul. I'm inclined to stamp it out, an instinct built up over years of watching politicians slither around in the philosophical shadows cast by the towers of the Real. In times such as ours, hope is often more painful than despair.

All sorts of questions come into my mind. Is he lying? Is he telling us what we want to hear? Does he really intend to act concretely on any of these issues once in office? If yes, does he have enough of a grasp on the nature of the problem to make the right kind of changes?

And in a larger sense, is it too late already?

I don't know.

Read it.

Melanie Philips writes,
"Why, though, this sudden and very deliberate change of approach? Two reasons. First, he is picking up on a change in the public mood – one of widespread utter dismay at the prevailing amorality and nihilism which is now promoted by the Gramscian left..Second, Cameron is aware that he needs to show he is not merely a shallow opportunist who is unavoidably benefiting from Labour’s death agony, but stands for Principles and hard-nosed Beliefs."