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Friday, June 29, 2012

There there, don't you worry your pretty little heads about it

High Fructose Corn Syrup is making your brain think you are starving, prompting it to send out more of the "You're hungry" hormones, so you keep eating until you're fat and gross, develop diabetes and die.

But it's OK, because the corn-sugar refiners' lobby lady says there's nothing whatever to worry about.

"Mother nature gave us fructose."

Doesn't that make you feel just so warm and cuddled?



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