Medicobabble

Ok, now, here's why that show House, about a brilliant diganostician, wouldn't work if they used too much real life in it:

"...although most commonly only visual, have many other associated manifestations, such as hemihypesthesias, perioral anesthesia, vertigo, and transient aphasia. ...In the usual sequence of migraine with aura the sensory prodrome precedes the onset of the headache (in accord with the traditional concept of vasoconstriction followed by vasodilatation)..."

And we'd all be sitting there in front of our TVs going, "uhhhhh..."