Gee it's tough being right about everything all the time...

So, yet another independent secular researcher finds that the Catholic Church has been right all along.

"Flash! New research finds ocean very large and filled with water."

According to the papers, the news that natural sex between a man and a woman, is better for mental health than unnatural sex with condoms, is "controversial".

“Evolution is not politically correct, so of the very broad range of potential sexual behaviour, there is actually only one that is consistently associated with better physical and mental health and that is the one sexual behaviour that would be favoured by evolution. That is not accidental.”

Naturally, the everyoneshouldhavesexallthetimebutneverhavebabies crowd is horrified at the suggestion that sex is supposed to result in babies and that this makes humans happy. Sigh.