Leafs/Habs joke

This is a Canadian thing:

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is
attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes
his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs
neck.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.

"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook.

"But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific
Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays. What

team, do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."

H/T to Chris