Still, I've taken a few trains lately, and can't recommend anything better calculated to turn holiday spirit into a murderous frenzy.
"Why can't we have trains at Christmas?"
Leslie Plommer
Thursday December 20, 2007
The Guardian
For new arrivals to these shores, Britain presents many learning opportunities. The festive season is no exception. There is no point, for instance, in trying to act on our railway companies' annual exhortations to book early for "Christmas services". Similarly, anybody who foresees "Christmas rail travel" betokening a trip from A to B on a train, is about to discover the "replacement bus service".
Christmas Day service is, in a word, zero. And Boxing Day, next-to-zero. Indeed, so eroded has the timetable become across the whole festive season that Britons now accept this as normal. But why? Can we not have proper railways that carry us around the country seeing (and crucially, fleeing) our loved ones at Christmas?
Travel chaos as 18m hit the roads for Christmas getaway - and airports face strike action
Britain is in danger of grinding to a halt as severe traffic jams, railway closures and airport strikes threaten to scupper the Christmas getaway.
The great getaway begins today, with 18million taking to the roads as they prepare to spend Christmas with loved ones. However it is expected to lead to heavy congestion.
Railway engineering work over the next ten days will force the closure of two of the country's major lines.
What, so you're reading the Guardian now?
ReplyDeleteJust checking to see you're paying attention.
ReplyDeleteYoung B.D.PJ.C. isn't. He asked me if I was going to have a nice Christmas in Durham and would I be seeing my fam.
I wondered if it were code for "there's a madman holding a hydraulic nailgun to my head and forcing me to write this. Could you please call the police?"
It couldn't just be that he hadn't been reading my blog. Couldn't possibly. What else do you lot have to do with yourselves if not read me?
You in London or what?
Those lunatics you hang out with eaten you yet in any of their dark ancient rituals?
I have some news.
you should phone me when you land.