All my friends on FB watching the pope's visit to the US,
this is you:
(Just try to watch that thing without doing the same thing with your eyes, I dare you.)
I felt like snapping my fingers in front of their faces... hello... can you hear me?!
Guys, it's OK. It's OK. If he was bad last week in Rome, he's exactly the same bad today in the US. It's OK.
Go watch cat videos.