"Oh, don't eat that! Gimme that! That's not food. Give it... open up!"
"Ow! Hey, stop chewing my feet!"
"DON'T CLAW THE FURNITURE!!"
"Git out of the laundry basket! Gowahn, get out!"
"Hey! No kitties in the kitchen!"
"Nooo... don't climb out the window!"
"Gimme that! That's not a hockey puck!"
"Ouch! Why do you have to play under my skirt?!"
"Oh gross... Don't lick my nose!"
"OK, no chewing my elbow, you little weirdo!"
"Hey, what's with you guys? Why do you all want to sit on my lap at once?"
"Oooo you're so cute! I'm gonna cuddle you... I know you don't like it. I don't care."