Saturday, August 27, 2011

No one is paying any attention to anything I'm saying

I thought I made it clear.

I don't want to go to the hospital.

I don't want to go to the hospital.

I. Don't. Want. To. Go. To. The. HOSPITAL!

...

Why isn't anyone listening?


UPDATE:

Aaaaaand right on cue...my fridge died last night.



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11 comments:

Seraphic Spouse said...

Oh dear.

Majid Ali said...
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Anonymous said...

WE HEAR YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!!

Hilary Jane Margaret White said...

Die Spammer!! Die Die Die Die!!!!

Sue Sims said...

Are you sure that 'Spammer' is feminine? It looks more like a masculine noun to me: der Spammer.

Or perhaps neuter, as you'll probably castrate him/her/it if you can get hold the evildoer.

Sean M. Brooks said...

Hi, Hilary Jane!

Do what has to be done, go to the hospital. Recall how you yourself said you would prefer a hospital in a Catholic country to one in Canada or England. Will pray for you!

Sincerely, Sean M. Brooks

Steve T. said...

@ Sue, I believe she meant "Die" as a command in English, as in: decease immediately, spammer! Cease all metabolizing forthwith! Snuff it anon! Assume the status of ex-spammer at once! Snuggle down for the dirt nap, oh purveyor of spammish messages!

Martial Artist said...

Steve T.,

Rather than "ex-spammer" I think you meant a spammer who's"

"passed on! Who is no more! Who has ceased to be! Who's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! A stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! Who's metabolic processes are now 'istory! Who's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtains and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!"(*)

Pax et bonum,
Keith Töpfer
_____________________

(*) With apologies to Monty Python.

Steve T. said...

@ Keith Töpfer,

Excellent.

Steve T.

Sue Sims said...

"@ Sue, I believe she meant "Die" as a command in English, as in: decease immediately, spammer! Cease all metabolizing forthwith! Snuff it anon! Assume the status of ex-spammer at once! Snuggle down for the dirt nap, oh purveyor of spammish messages!"

Yeah. I was using something called 'humour', which admittedly doesn't come over well without prosodic features...

Fr. T. said...

Well, just call the fridge repair guy---I know good one and I'm sure he'd like to come to Italy. Just don't make things so complicated that's all.

Password: Dismenon: a drug that actually makes you feel dismal, having been designed for just that purpose?