Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I. Am. So. Bored.

I have to just lie here and do nothing and my brain is melting. Everything makes me tired, the four holes in my tummy hurt, and I haven't got any ice cream in the freezer. Two of my Santa Marinella friends just invited me out to dinner at a steak house in Civitavecchia and I had to say no. Gah!

Where's Jeeves with my martini?!

Andrew Cusack has been commiserating on FB:


[Andrew Cusack]
Greetings Hilary

[You]
Hey

[Andrew Cusack]
Always glad to know you're still alive.

[You]
I'm still here
If I'm going to die, I'll stick up a post to let everybody know.

[Andrew Cusack]
Very thoughtful of you.

[You]
I'm hungry and I wish someone would come over and bring me groceries

[Andrew Cusack]
If I were a billionaire, I would hire you an Arab servant boy in a fez and baggy, flower trousers.

[You]
Oh
would you?
I'd love that

[Andrew Cusack]
I would.

[You]
He could follow me around on my walks holding an umbrella over my head
and bring me tea in bed in a huge bowl

[Andrew Cusack]
It'd be perfect.

[You]
Oh... I need a big bowl

[Andrew Cusack]
Someday I will write a novel in which the world in my head is real.

[You]
Ooooo
I think the world inside your head is a lot like mine

[Andrew Cusack]
I suspect it is.




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1 comment:

Seraphic said...

Yeah, get a room.

;-)