Do not still drink only water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake, and thy frequent infirmities.
The man from Harvard told the Texas rancher about the global-warming effects of bovine flatulation. The ranker replied: "You don't know what you're talking about!"The man from Harvard said, "It is incorrect to end a sentence in a proposition"The rancher said, "I stand corrected. You don't know what you're talking about a--hole"
Haw! I laff.
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