Have you noticed that no one is really talking much about the election?
Is it me, or has there been kind of a dearth of commentary?
Is everyone still just stunned?
Heloooooo...? (echo of "hellooohellooohellooo...")
Did we have an election on Thursday or did I just dream that?
Why aren't the pundits telling me what to think?
How can I figure out how to make outrageous jokes if no one is going to tell me what will offend the most?
Come ON people!